Whenever winter approaches, mom and dad start getting worried about my feet being cold while I’m sleeping. My room in our apartment isn’t all that warm and our fabulous landlord doesn’t seem to have a clue. So mom and dad keep whining about the fact that nobody manufactures pyjamases for "bigger boys" than "babies" (I stopped being a baby a loooong time ago, of course) with "feet" on them.
Putting socks on me isn’t really a solution either since I take them off one second after mom or dad has left the room. So mom found this sleepwear that look like "pantyhose" — for boys, they’re blue, thank you very much — which, of course, have feet on them. After having been put to bed, I decided to try taking them off too. When dad came in sometime elevenish in the evening, I had managed not only to remove the pantyhose, but also my diapers! Sleeping like a baby, without a thread of clothing on!
Somehow, dad managed to put the diapers back on, and to get me dressed without waking me up. So when I woke up, I was dressed as when I went to bed!