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The end of 2000

My father has started his traditional gingerbread house construction project. He does this every year apparently. It sure seems like a lot of work. I think someone should tell him that it is a lot easier to put the candy in the mouth instead of pasting it onto a house. I do not care how charming they say it is, candy only has one place.

Things have been getting a bit crazy lately. People all around seem to be much more in a hurry than usual. What they are stressing out about, I do not know. It seems they just cannot wait to spend money in the stores, buying things that they giftwrap and then carry home.

We went to something called a "fair" where they had all kinds of animals. Well, that is what I was told they were called. One really big animal they had there was called a pony. They even had little girls (always have to look out for them) standing on top of the ponies. Just before we had a coffee break (well, I had something that was quite yummy instead), I found this weird looking thing!

Apparently, it is quite common that people get together and exchange all these giftwrapped items they have been getting for each other all winter (well, it seems that way to a little guy like me). I am told we are going to aunt Mona and that there will be a lot of food there. Yum!

Hooray! Christmas is here! Well, or so I am told. Everybody (well, almost "everybody" in my world anyway) got together at aunt Mona’s house. Mom and dad were of course there, as were my cousin and godfather Tony, his wife and two children. My grandmother and uncle Håkan were also there, although Håkan disappeared right before Santa Claus turned up, and I can still not figure out quite why. This Santa Claus-dude was a little bit too scary for me.

This weird looking guy’s primary function seems to be to scare children and to hand out gifts. I think someone should tell him he could save a lot of money if he cleaned up his act and stopped scaring people. I mean, for the love of Lego, trim that beard! I bet he does not have any hair on his head.

Luckily, for him, he had brought some really nice gifts with him and strangely enough, he knew to bring gifts for everyone.

The atmosphere was very nice, with lots of food, lots of gifts and lots of nice people.

A week after the Christmas gathering, we celebrated something the people around me call "New Year’s Eve". I am not quite sure what they mean by that, since everything this year has been new to me. But it has been fun, and it has been hectic being me.

What’s more, my dad finally got his act together and summarized my millennium year.

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Early winter

We got back from Thailand in one piece. I tell ya, these long-distance flights can be a real blast. You just have to know how to charm some flight attendants, and the people around you; which, in my case, does not require all that much of an effort.

One thing that was really annoying though.. they insisted on turning on the silly lights every time I fell asleep. My mother was very irritated at them for that; yeah, you tell them mom! I mean, this face of mine needs sleep to stay beautiful.

It was nice to get out of the sun, but for some reason my mother and father did not agree with me. My mother said she had to catch up on some sleep after her vacation, which I do not quite understand. I certainly had a fabulous time, and I do not think it is fair of grown-ups to be grouchy just because they cannot find things to do (I mean, as if I need baby-sitting).

The weather is getting a bit colder now, so I find myself staying indoors, working on my vocal capabilities.

Move on over Sarah Brightman!

The grown-ups have started talking about something called Christmas, whatever that is.

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Late fall

When things started to go a bit sour, as far as the weather was concerned, we had the good fortune of going to Thailand with aunt Mona, uncle Håkan, her son Tony (who happens to be my godfather), his "soon" to-be-wife Agneta and their two children Pontus and Jesper. This was Mona’s own present to herself for her 50th birthday; mighty nice of her!

The weather was very very nice, although a bit too hot for someone who had to try very hard to stay out of the sun most of the time. Although I was not allowed to swim in the ocean, my parents took me down to the beach; where we walked in the wet sand, took some pictures, and enjoyed the beautiful scenery.

My father went for an elephant safari out in the bush somewhere close to a national park. The event lasted an entire day and included travelling by canoe on a river as well as a good meal in the middle of nowhere.

My father came back rather exhausted, but with a lot of nice pictures. Considering how bumpy real elephant rides are, I suppose I am lucky I did not insist on coming along. Maybe next time.

People were so nice! Wherever we went, they wanted to say hello to me. They usually wanted to hold me and run around with me, whenever we went to a restaurant.

My mother was slightly shocked in the beginning, but soon realized that this may be a very good way of getting free baby-sitting :-)

p>It was hard to get away from the hotel employees! This is a picture of me and ‘Tuk’, who usually served us down by the pool; he took all of us on a small sightseeing tour into Phuket town. On our way there, we also stopped by a temple and a small elephant safari where Pontus and Jesper went for an elephant ride.

All in all, the visit to Thailand was very nice; the people, the food (well, I would not really know, but my father claims it was very good :-) , the weather.. everything!

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Early fall

As summer came to an end, we were moving into another apartment. We moved from Bondegatan on Södermalm to Kristineberg (both apartments are located in Stockholm). The new apartment is much bigger and very nice; all this extra room will give me much more space to hold my cocktail parties, build LEGO "stuff", and not to mention my own room!

Speaking of my room… I have been told I will be getting my own room, but it currently looks like a disaster area. My parents are using it as a storage room for all the boxes and assorted junk (my own stuff excluded of course) that they do not know where to put yet.

Hah!

While my parents try to organize their junk.. ehr.. I mean "all their nice stuff", I am working hard to imitate the Swedish guitar guru Janne Schaffer. He is known to balance his solos with his tounge. Rock ‘n’
Roll fame, here I come; move over Slash!

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Late summer

We went to visit aunt Mona and uncle Håkan during the summer for a great
pool party. The weather was beautiful and I just had to try the pool. As you can see, I am helping my father from drowning :-)

During summer, people here in Sweden run around like maniacs trying to catch just the slightest ray on their skin; I find it quite stressful and have taken a more relaxed approach to sun tanning.

Besides, you would not believe how hot these diapers get when I sit in the sun!

My father was given the opportunity to sample a traditional Swedish dish called Surströmming; something he had managed to stay clear of for many years. Aunt Mona would not take ‘No’ for an answer so my mother went to fetch the camera.

In this picture, he is just beginning to open the tin. The short version of the story is: my father will under no circumstances eat this dish again ever! :-)

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Mid summer

It was time to weed the mice from the men; so, not quite being a man yet, I put on a skirt, walzed around the church a bit, and had someone throw water at me, this is called Christening I am told. The place of this historical event was the church of Katarina on Södermalm in Stockholm; on the 17th of June 2000.

A lot of people showed up for this event. Most of them were unfortunately grown-ups, but I suppose this is a good thing. I mean, had there been more kids there, I may not have been the star of the show!

Anyhow, Lucas turned up with his parents (Richard, his father, even made a movie of the event). And there is one photo with me and another beautiful woman (I seem to attract these quite easily, if I may say so myself); her name is Charlotte.

The event was a huge success. My only disappointment was not being allowed to sample the champagne, but I guess there will be plenty of time for that!

I now have three official names, apart from my much too long surname.

Things are getting groovy. Summer in Stockholm really is beautiful.

At the beginning of August, I was to go on my first trip abroad. My mother and my father took me on a huge boat called the Silja Serenade. The cruise, which took us to Helsinki in Finland, lasted for 36 hours. It was a lot of fun, but very windy. My father insisted on going outside quite frequently during the trip and it felt like I was about to be swept away by the strong winds!

I got to sit with my mother and father at the table in a very nice fish and seafood restaurant onboard the ship, much to the delight of the other guests. My mother and father enjoyed my company at the table tremendeously!

While in beautiful Helsinki, we walked around a lot; had a peek at the local market, and managed to sneak a quick visit to an ice cream and coffee shop! My father insisted on finding a Russian restaurant where he had been many years before with his mother, sister, and brother. We found a Russian restaurant, but I do not think it was the same one.

The food, however, was delicious, and my parents looked like they were enjoying themselves.

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Early summer

Having managed to live through spring without getting trampled by my furry friend and surviving the pitfalls of wild river rafting (well, it feels like it when you are as small as I am), I was getting ready to fully embrace the rapidly approaching summer!

At this time, I have my first memories of someone who looks a bit like my father; but this guy’s name is Christian. I am later told that he is my uncle, whatever that means. I am not too concerned though, he has the same hairdo as my father and myself, so he must be doing something right.

My parents have now started to experiment with a different carrying device. It looks very much like a pouch. It is quite nice as I can see all the people we meet on our walks. The only two drawbacks I have been able to think of, is that it makes me feel like a kangaroo and that it is quite hard to breathe when I sit in this thing; my mother keeps telling me something about “the wind” not being dangerous. Well, that is easy for her to say!

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Spring 2000

By the time spring came around the corner, I was well versed in the ways of our apartment and had even found a furry friend to keep me company from time to time.

My furry friend’s name is Axl (well, actually his name is Pinero of Lucifer’s Delight, but who can remember that?!) and I have to admit he was a bit scary in the beginning. I mean, how would you feel if something five times your size all of a sudden poked its tounge at you?

Having said that, Axl makes for a wonderful bed warmer and is pretty a pretty good sport when I try to communicate with him. I have not heard him laugh at me yet, but who knows what he does when I am not around. I mean, after all, he is named after a man with a temper and a rock ‘n’ roll attitude to go with it.

I am beginning to realize what a wonderful thing water is. Taking a bath was a bit scary in the beginning, but I am getting the hang of it.

It appears I am supposed to wash myself with water?!

These people I live with are really strange.

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The outside world

Well, what can I say… this has been a rather hectic year for me. Basically, you could say I have been busy from the very beginning; of my life on the outside, which started at 4 o´clock in the morning on the 10th of February, 2000.

After a lot of hard work (and a lot of nitro oxide for my mother), I finally managed to take that giant leap. It was four in the morning, and things looked a lot different than I would have imagined. I got off to a weird start in life; the telephone rang in our hotel room and my dad managed to yank the telephone cord so hard that the telephone fell down on the top of my head – ouch! Since then, I have managed to do the same to myself a few times.. I will get the hang of answering the phone one of these days.

Needless to say, I spent the first few weeks at home, just getting used to my new surroundings. I have been told this is what most babies do. After about three weeks, I was taken on walks (well, my mother and father were the ones doing the walking); short ones to start with and then they became longer and longer as my mother was itching to get some exercise.

Around week five, I decided to try using my vocal chords for something other than screaming. I waited until my father was changing my diaper and then started making as much noise as I could possibly muster. You should have seen my father, he thought he had been blessed with a Nobel Prize candidate.

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The beginning

You will soon notice that the site is not really intended for anything but my father’s ego and an opportunity for him to show off what he considers his finest achievement thus far in his sad life :-)

If confronted about it, he may claim that he is indeed doing this for me and the day I grow old enough to surf my way over here (which by the looks of things shouldn’t be too long now).

Since I really do not have a way of stopping my father, let me just use this space to say that if a fabulous female around my own age is reading this, you are welcome to send me a resumé, complete with pictures and the name of your favorite LEGO toy; I will be in touch as soon as I have learned to type (I cannot quite reach the keyboard by myself yet).

And so the story begins, on the 10th of February in the year 2000, at four o´clock in the morning.

All that is gold does not glitter;not all those that wander are lost. (J. R. R. Tolkien)

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